That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. This page was last modified on 22 May 2018, at 22:11. Squidward: Um, they couldn't come. (Patrick raises his hand again) Horse radish is not an I hope the audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen. [Everyone continues fighting. Cuts back inside the music school, where Squidward's face is deformed beyond recognition, his shirt's been ripped, and his baton breaks] Okay, new theory. [Squidward looks at his watch while driving a shell cart] Squidward: People, people, settle down! Menu. I want to do some kicking! Squidward: [screams and his eyes pop out] That would be my band! Flag twirlers, let's go. And it's ours for the taking, it's ours for the fight, in the sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. [The flag twirlers spin so hard that they take off into the sky and crash into a blimp, which causes an explosion. 1, 2, 3, 4... Mr. Krabs: What did you say, punk?! Previous And the one who's last to fall. They all go into the Bubble Bowl). (brass section repeats) Good. Squidward slams the door, but receives a call. Squidward: I knew this was gonna happen. Plankton: Do instruments of torture count? Squilliam: I hear you're playing the cash register now. Squidward: Okay, try to repeat after me. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. Flag twirlers, let's go. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Runs along and plays another note. And the world is ours to follow. You don't even have a band! SpongeBob: We're ready to perform, Squidward. Narrator: Day two. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. I wanna see some spinning. This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Band Geeks" from Season 2, which aired on September 7, 2001. As he sits down, he makes a sound on his trombone. Baljeet calls. Each are in different locations.] It was first shown on television on September 7, 2001. Squilliam(in left side of a split screen): Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum? It is the second part of the 15th episode of the second season, and the second half of the 35th episode overall.It originally aired on Nickelodeon in the United States on September 7, 2001. I know tensions are high. Squidward: [gasps] Squilliam Fancyson from band class?! (Patrick chews on a trumpet) …but I have a theory. No one has experience. Squidward opens his eyes, shocked. Nat plays Taps while everyone mourns, except Squidward, who just lies down on the ground and curls into a fetal position.] Airdate: Flag twirlers, really spin those things. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the BUBBLE BOWL next [A horrible sound is heard, which turns out to be Squidward playing his clarinet until the doorbell rings. This is based on the SpongeBob episode, "Band Geeks". Band Geeks is an episode of The Phineas and Ferb Show. Lincoln let out a loud scream making everyone inside silent. It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're gonna play that Bubble Bowl! It then fades to black, ending the episode.] So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us. It is a very popular rock ballad performed by David Glen Eisley. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. three, four! Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. How do you like that, Fancy Boy?! Harold: Yeah, for the fireman! Chronology Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Let's be smart and bring it off. Kamp Koral: SpongeBob's Under Years is an upcoming American CG-animated television series that will premiere on CBS All Access in 2021. [brass section repeats badly] Good. Flamzer: Hey, class is over!. Squidward: So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Bring it on! So, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a fireman, or some guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means to be in a marching band. Squidward: I knew this was going to happen. [wind section repeats badly] And the drums. Evelyn: A fireman. Squidward, determined to play well, tries to get a band. Ok, now. that… (sees Squilliam) …SQUILLIAM DOESN'T FIND OUT! Settle down, please. You took my … Harold: Bring it on, old man! Medley slams a drum on him.) (Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg ), Sandy: Ow! The episode played the song "Sweet Victory" by David Glen Eisley. [The band members walk to the door where Squidward slams it open.] (crowd cheers). The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. Suddenly, the pet hospital comes by. I, uhh... This page has been accessed 18,809 times. I'm living YOUR dreams Squidward. Luigi then turned and faced the shocked ghost King and gave him a smug look. One, two, three, four... (Several band members play trumpets for a short time) Squidward: No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line. Squilliam: (snooty) I hear you're playing the cash register now. Let's get this over with. [Everyone pauses and stare at the door, then Patrick sticks his head back in] Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on. Part of Pearl's skirt is gone when SpongeBob talks to Evelyn and Larry, but reappers in the next scene, and then disappears again. Evelyn, when your little Jimmy was trapped in a fire, who rescued him? band, and we're going to play that Bubble Bowl! (Squidward slams door. ♪And it's sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah. He claims to suppose to play at the \"Bubble Bowl\", but cannot make it, and asks Squidward and his \"band\" to perform. Squilliam: Good luck next Tuesday. Everyone stays silent.] Band Geeks is #1 in the "Spongebob's Top 100." Uh, how's the unibrow? This article is a transcript of the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Band Geeks" from season 2, which aired on September 7, 2001. Patrick realizes what's coming and runs away screaming as Sandy chases him with the trumpet. The last one to fall will never sacrifice their will. I'm living your dreams, Squidward. It originally aired on Nickelodeon in the United States on September 7, 2001. The phone starts to ring.] September 7, 2001See more... October 4, 2002 December 27, 2008 Squidward: Well, you did it. Why, you...! Springer served as storyboard director, and Greenblatt served as storyboard artist. Harold: Yeah, for the fireman! Squilliam: Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band would look. SpongeBob: Now let's make Squidward proud. Squidward: Well, you did it. Squidward's face is deformed like a Picasso painting and his baton breaks in half.) SpongeBob: Right. band humor. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Squidward: How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton? I just hope Squidward: Well, this is our last night together before the show. How do you like that, Fancyboy?! Squilliam: (laughs) I just wanted to watch you blow it. SpongeBob: Is this the part where we start kicking? Don't ever look back on the world closing in. How many of you have played musical instruments before? Squilliam: [laughs] I just wanna watch you blow it. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo. Plankton: Do instruments of torture count? SpongeBob: What kind of monsters are we? A 1, a 2, a skiddly diddly doo. I own nothing but my OC'S. [Next scene] Let's just try stepping in the rhythm. Lyrics to 'Sweet Victory (Band Geeks)' by Spongebob Squarepants : The winner takes all. Mr. Krabs: Not to mention free refreshments. Day OneSquidward is practicing his clarinet peacefully, and a doctor comes in, thinking Squidward has a sick animal. Squilliam: That's right. ] Squidward: Okay, that 's his... eager face enough for. 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